If I coupled with a royal would I become beheaded by the Act of Procession of 1702?

Not sure about the name but the act says what is acceptable for a royual. An d I am a bit worried. I may have romped with a princess the other nite. Dont remember much except that I have a number in lipstik on my mirror which rings the Palace. I also have some nasty bit marks on my chest which I am not sure how to explain to my wife when she gets bak from supervising elections in Addis Aba. Last time she acame fome she found me wiht a condrom on my and I told her it was just a test. But you know this sort o f explaination wears thin and I love the old girls so .